Sick of the holiday season? The rampant consumerism? Society’s greed? And everyone acting rude and obnoxious jerks and embodying everything that goes opposite of what this holiday season is supposed to be about?
Well we have a movement for you. It’s called Occupy North Pole. We’re taking on the one percent that gets ignored: Santa Claus.pitiful wages to the poor tiny elves, his rampant discrimination of minorities: reindeers and misfit toys alike. We say that Mr. Claus has gone too far.
Oh yes big man, you’re going down!
But wait! There’s more. My man Skeletor is getting in on the action and he’s about ready to turn this Yule out.
Who’s with me? OCCUPY NORTH POLE! Let’s make it happen!!!!!!