Color Commentary is back and for this special edition, we’re taking aim at Nashville Pride. I suppose a little backstory is in order. Even though I’m an unapologetic MSM of color who lists Midnighter, Brian Kinney and Alan Turing as his Patronuses, as a general rule I usually shun Pride and most Gay Inc (read: … More Color Commentary: Operation Orpheus
Just when Marvel thought it was safe. Color Commentary is back and this time we’re breaking out the Snark Fu once more on arguably the biggest disaster of 2017: Netflix’s Iron Fist. That’s right. Myself and Madame Gao will once again be providing the tea, the shade, and the truth on all things Discount Arrow. But … More Color Commentary: Iron Cyst and the Return of the Draggin’
Color Commentary returns and for this special installment, we’re taking on the new regime that is the Trump Administration and the corrupt society that made it a reality. Because let’s be honest, reality requires more suspension of disbelief these days than fantasy does. Warning: The following post contains explicit depictions of white hoods and white capes … More Color Commentary: 45 And The New Regime
Color Commentary is back and in honor of Valentine’s Day, we’re critiquing the 2015 major motion picture, 50 Shades of Grey. In the tradition of Honest Trailers and Mystery Science Theater 3000, this commentary is done in complete satire, is intended for a mature audience and is meant for entertainment purposes. In other words, if … More Color Commentary: 50 Shades of Grey
Color Commentary returns and this time we’re taking on the first season of Marvel’s Luke Cage. This commentary is done in complete satire, is intended for a mature audience and is meant for entertainment purposes only. In other words, if you take any of this seriously, you are a fracking idiot.
Color Commentary returns and this time we’re taking on the 2016 motion picture, Batman: Bad Blood. This commentary is done in complete satire and is intended for a mature audience and is meant for entertainment purposes only. In other words, if you take any of this seriously, you are a fracking idiot.
In honor of the nationwide “snow day”, Color Commentary is back and this time it is taking on Disney’s Frozen. But don’t let the weather or the movie title fool you. No chill will be found in this post. Color Commentary is done in complete satire, intended for mature audiences, and meant for entertainment purposes. … More Color Commentary: Disney’s Frozen
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